Monday, April 13, 2009

Saturday, April 11, 2009

All current and former champs in first look:

Please all put in comments for everyone to make more interactive,intersting and HOT..!!

1. PSharma10 (Pankaj Sharma - "Kaam Khor" , Current captain of the Ship):-

What to say about him, a very professional guy, very much dedicated towards his job,work and responsibilites. His troubleshooting aproach and skills are awesome...!! His total investment in Old Monk is $100000000 :-). He can work day in and day out and still can take a break for "Working More ..... ". His favourite diet is "Cigaratte and RUM". He is often found chatting to "Prachi" with a minimized window, please dont ask "Who is she ?"

2. Shailander Singh ( Vice captain and Teen Patti Champion) :-

He is well known for his sense of humour, entertaining nature,expert comments and designer moustache. He is also a true challenge for Pankaj in Quak game. He enjoys "making and remaking" team's ROSTER with various versions. His first crush is Psharma10 - "Maa da laadla wigar gaya". Shail and Pankaj are known as Love Birds of Netops team.

3. Vivek Kumar (Team's catalyst and ticket auditor ):-

A very hardworking person and ethics following person. A very positive guy in our team ..... . He can argue with anyone, except Pankaj ..... ( I know something is fishy between them ".... Partners" )

4. Gagandeep Singh Ninja...oops Naaz ( The Magnetic chess champion):-

A nice person, very helpful and swapping expert. He has got his name in Guenis book of world records for travelling 2 Million times between delhi and ludhiana in the shortest duration. Orkut is best place to find where he is, never forget to update "Going to ludhiana from 17th -21"

5. Vijay Kumar (Google Devta) :-


Very intresting and innovative , always keeps on trying for new ideas except Networking. Also known as Suratgarh.in. If you really want to know him deeply then you have to give some time at PSharma10's home sweat home. He has exceptional style of cracking jokes. To see him in his true colors, get a bottle of wine down his throat !! His best friend is "Google"

6. He-Man....t Kumar ( The fun machine):-

The Magnetic chess challanger for Gagan :-). This guy can make u laugh at anytime with his naughty comments. He is not at all afraid of heights, although keeps repeating " Mujhe darr nahi lag raha ". He has worked hard for the reverse transition of this project :-)

7. Manisha Prasad ( known as "Cool Manisha") :-

First lady to join the ship. Always remains cool n calm whatever happens to JNJ. As per Supriya - she does not panics even if some device or whole site is down. She owns a "historical" phone which is as cool as she is (Often the phone is misfunctioning ..... needs to be donated to museum)

8. Yogita Taneja ( RR16 Expert):-

If you need to do some change on core routers, then you may take her help. She can do changes on devices, without any approvals or process. So more urgent the requirement, more handy she is. She also has an "amazing ability" to talk on cellphone continuously for hours or may be days. I doubt, if she is working part time in some call center ( ..... always on phone)

9. Supriya Saxena ( Boss ka Boss ) : -

Well, she is responsible for all happened with JNJ Netops...coz she completed 2 yrs on the day when we got this news of project :-) She is the only one to have intimidated Pankaj on floor. You never know when she will yell at you, without being provoked !! She is also credited with giving Manisha a new name "Cool Manisha". Jokes Apart, she is a nice girl and has good attitude to learn.

10 . Devender SI....ngh (Jugaad) : -

Next golu molu person after jagmohan sir...he is always in "Dynamic Desirable " State to eat something and Tea ... He is sitting on Ajayab's seat and truly making it. He is on the way to certifications but his ISCW result is still due :-)

11. Ashok Run-out...oh sorry Ranut:-

The Newest member in the team,so nothing much to say about him but seems to be running on the same frequecy as others are. He was sent "specially" from COE, to wrap up things in JNJ netops. Hurray ...... he did it !!Shailander, please give him his preferred OFFs in May :-)

Former Players :-

1. Jagmohan Singh Chattwal (former captain of the ship) :-

Well, this man needs no introduction, bulky physique, walks uniquely (now copied only by Peeyush Marwaha- " Junior Jag"). A well known person for his presence of mind, great managerial skills and golu-molu cheerful personality. Certification-alcohalic, wants everyone to be a CCIE. If u have party in Mayur Vihar, he can come and join from Faridabad even on a short notice period of 1 hr.

2. Ajayab Singh ( The Dump baba ) :-

A different name, a different person with a smiling personality. He has an amazing appetite for study and is always studying hard for new certification. Cisco has banned him for next 1 year to give any certification :)
Beleives in sleeping at least 2 hours in any shift " Arre yaar --- neend time dekh ke nahi aati, jab aaye, so jao ". He has countless parties pending, but still managed to escape. Hats off to the strategy!!

3- Ashutosh Upadhyay (SMS ki dukaan)

Here comes Soorma Bhopali of Netops team -:
"Chehre par mat jana, chehre ne hajaron ko loota " ... He is a very nice person by heart and looks very innocent but disclaimer is already given about his innocence :-) . He can create sound of tabla, dholak, disco with his mouth - an amazing art !! He is very soft spoken and cracks comments very politely. Often calls Mallikeshwar with a special name "Bihari".
A specialist in Non Veg Jokes- rarely forwards a Veg joke :-)

4-Harish Chopra - (Harry Potter)

We fondly call him "harry potter". A very nice, fun-loving, cooperative person. He sings very well (with closed eyes) --- but only after 2 pegs (conditions apply) !! He is no longer with HCL but is often seen roaming often around HCL and especially at Khan's canteen. He has left HCL, but is still attached to team and HCL. An adventurous dude- he has recently developed a new skill of breaking truck in 2 pieces by hitting with his bike ---- oops truck escaped by luck !! Next time .... buddy !!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

5 - Anurag Tyagi ( The Scanner )

Known as "Tyaagi ji" in JNJ. He is a very helpful and hardworking person.Always ready to lend a helping hand to others.Mostly he is found studying and anxiously looking for new things.
He is very popular in JNJ as he is still the hottest guy ( --- always hot for *** ) . Possesses special ability to SCAN with his eyes.He can discuss on length on his favourite topic *** . He is very bold person , can argue with anyone ( ... even his manager), if he feels something is wrong. Very straight forward !!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

6- Mallikeshwar Jha (Master sahab)

Mallikeshwar Jha AKA "Mallik" is an extremely cool guy having extraordinary abilities. He can sleep while sitting on chair without any warning ( -- - a feat still unparalleled in JNJ ). He can send multiple reminders to clients in a single day ( -- how they dared not respond to his mail ?? ) :-)
He is very hardworking and knowledgeable person. He is always studying and preparing for some exam. He is always do continuous shifts ( -- again a peculiar quality).